Bloody punk-metal ghouls Chesty Malone and the Slice ‘em Ups come from the bowels of New York City, USA. With flesh eating vocals from Jaqueline Blownaparte, crushing guitar mangling by Anthony Allen Van Hoek, and a pummeling rhythm section courtesy of bass player Üruk Brutal and drummer Diablo Rodriguez, the Slice ’em Ups have been bludgeoning your eardrums and overloading the rest of your remaining sorry ass senses since the Fall of 2006.

Chesty Malone and the Slice ’em Ups released their debut album “Now We’re Gonna See What Disaster Really Means” on Wrecked Records in Summer '08. It’s a 13 song blast that comes and goes in 28 glorious minutes. Then in the Fall of 2011 they put out their second full length album, entitled "Torture Rock", also on Wrecked Records. It contains another 13 torturous tunes to corrupt the young and old. Plus it also has two instrumentals. And it clocks in at about 11 minutes longer than the debut. They really progressed! Then in 2016, they released their 3rd full length platter "We're Still Dead" on glorious black vinyl! You can go order it now from our Store. Now in the cursed year of 2019 they have unleashed the unholy 3 song EP Satanic Brooklyn Scum on 1332 Records

Chesty Malone and the Slice 'em Ups were weaned on Punk and Hardcore bands like Black Flag, Misfits, Negative Approach and Bad Brains, along with metal bands like Black Sabbath, Motorhead and Venom. And they also like the Cramps and the Stooges. And the Bee Gees. Add in an un-healthy dose of zombie and slasher flicks, trashy novels and old time late night sci-fi TV and you’ve got Chesty Malone and the Slice ‘em Ups!

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