Welcome to the Chesty Malone webstore! Order securely via Paypal. All orders come w/whatever kool extra stuff we have lying around. Thanks for coming!

Our 3rd album is out now on glorious vinyl! $20, plus $3 shipping. Order now:

 You can also download it here

 

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Brand new Chesty Malone song "Midnight Madhouse" available for download now, click HERE to get it.

 

Destroy All Humans EP, available for download now, just 99 lousy cents per song! Go HERE to get it.

 

"Torture Rock", Our 2nd album! Order below, $6.66 postpaid! Or Download it here! You can also preview tracks there.

TORTURE ROCK CD
 

 

Our Debut Album on CD, $6.66 postpaid! Order below or download it here. You can also preview the songs there.

NOW WE'RE GONNA SEE...CD

 

 Please note, international shipping just went up ridiculously high! It sucks, we try to keep everything affordable here but there's nothing we can do about that, really sorry!!!

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Contact: chestymalone@gmail.com